Time Rules

A strange thing happened today. Down in the Karma Diamond during a particularly riff-tastic groove a portal opened up. Shane from the year 2002 emerged looking confused and bewildered. We knew all the energy down there had to go somewhere... Fortunately for us, he arrived fully dressed as Karma Diamond follows Lost time rules and not Terminator.

Upon seeing his future self; living in Los Angeles with his own jam pad, two bands, a hot girlfriend, with two of his best friends, '02 Shane became exceedingly jealous. What followed was a bloody, bitter battle to the death. We tried to stop it, but eventually figured this is probably just the universes way of working things out. Taylor made pop-corn.

Unfortunately, '09 Shane was killed. We, of course, got rid of the body through the usual channels. We are now living with '02 Shane, which isn't bad at all. Fortunately, Shane had already written most of the Exoneration songs before '02, although he will end up having to relearn the Anime Club drum parts.

We figured if anyone was going to rip space-time, it should be Auburn House. Welcome to the future man.